Dan Green Sees Oddly Things: March 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

If TGIF is "Thank God it's Friday" shouldn't BGIM be "Blame God it's Monday"?

OK, I think I'm gonna take a stand on this one: PissOnYourFeetWhileInTheShower.com may or may not be a legitimate anti-fungal site.

I'm a major geek and nerd. Well, not really -- but it's something I like to say in a faux self-effacing way to try to get people to think I'm smart.

To my detractors I say, "I detract you!!" Wait, that works -- right?

Jimmy: "You know... Jimmy is pretty sweet on @DanGreen_DGSOT. Oh yeah! Jimmy's been watching him... he's just Jimmy's type."

Twitter's not currently making any money -- but then again neither is Blake Griffin.

My mantra during the recession: "The goose is out!"

Who is John Galt? Ayn's imaginary boyfriend --the only dude who'd put up with her preachy rhetoric all these years!

I'm working on a deal right now. Ball's in my court. I can take a full 25 -- or just make it 6 to 4. Your thought's?

The title of my new blog is Dan Green Sees Oddly Things. Remember, adverbs can correctly go almost anywhere -- right?