You should do this.

Have you ever done this? You should do this. Let me tell you what I do sometimes: At the end of the day, you think about all the food you ate that day, every snack, every meal. Now visualize it all. In your mind's eye put it all on one table on separate plates and glasses in front of you.

Now when you look at it all, do you become horrified? I know I do! Then I wonder how it is that I'm not one of those dudes who can never even get out of bed and has to be transferred out of their home with a fork lift!

Religion is like 99% of all art.

Religion is like 99% of all art. They're both inherently worthless and useless. It's only when we trick ourselves into believing that God or artwork is real and good that they can gain (a lot of) genuine value.

And that explains that even though I don't believe in God and I hate art, I have nothing to show for it.

History repeats its repetition (again).

What every generation of humanity says their kids: "This generation of kids has no respect! I know that every generation of adults probably says that, but this generation of kids is particularly bad. It's just disgusting."

A Lavatory Poem: This Is My Life

Red peppers are burning my butt.
I really now wish I hadn't eaten what I ate.
But I know I'll probably eat that same thing again.
Many times in fact.
This is my life.
I really wish I had some free will.