Football season is going to be over soon. It makes me so sad. Luckily I've developed an innovative way to make it last forever:
Step 1) Set DVR to record the game.
Step 2) Get extremely drunk.
Step 3) View game while continuing to drink heavily.
Step 4) Sleep it off.
The magic begins when you wake up because you will have no recollection
of what happened. Now you can watch the exact same game again and enjoy
it as if you were watching it live. In fact, you can continue to repeat
the process with the same game again and again! For example, tonight I'm
going to be watching Super Bowl XXXVI -- 2002, New England vs. St.
Louis -- for the 1st/16th time! Rams are favored by 14. They're going to
kill 'em. Greatest Show on Turf baby!!
