Friday, September 11, 2009

Deconstructing man boobs.

I think I've developed man boobs at this point in my life -- and at first I was quite concerned about this fact, but then I had an epiphany.

Remember when Hamlet said, "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." Boy, he hit it right on the mark!

Let me tell you something my friends. There is really no good reason to believe that a woman's rounded breasts are sexy and yet a man's are not. Well, actually there is one: It's called cultural conditioning! If you don't think that I look good with my new man-boobs it's because you have been brainwashed by society.

Yes folks, you are sheep. Are you happy now? You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!

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