Do you ever talk to your dog like it is a human? I know I do.
Here is an example from the other day -- me talking to our family dog Moxie: I tell her I'm taking her for a walk, and of course then I get the usual jumping, squirming, frenzied anticipation that makes it always so hard to put the darn leash on. And then I become indignant and say, "So is this what it's all come to for you? Your life is just so empty and devoid of purpose that the thought of going for a simple walk is that exciting an event to you? You are living in an existential vacuum, and it's sucking the soul right out of you! Get a life for Christ's sake."
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