I took my 13 year old daughter to the One Direction: This Is Us movie
today. Beforehand, I thought I'd have a little fun so I went up to the usher
and asked him, "Say, do you know about how old these kids are -- I mean the guys in
One Direction?"
He said, "Um, I don't know. Why?"
I said, "Well,
ah, you know, ah, I'm not gay.... but I am a pedophile, so I'm just trying to
determine to what extent I can expect to enjoy the movie."
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