Saturday, March 28, 2015

Be more Christlike

Regardless of your religion, I think we could all agree that the world would be a lot better off if people tried to act more Christlike. As for me, I know that I'm trying to be more Christlike!

Here's an example, I've got this thing I'm doing now: when I meet and talk to people I tell them that I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread -- the ruler of the universe -- and if they don't pray to me and tell me exactly what I want to hear, I'm seriously going to consider torturing them, non-stop, for the next billion, gazillion years!

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