I am a white man

I am a white man, and trust me, I know what that means. I had all the advantages. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. The only reason I've ever struggled financially in my whole life is because I'm a lazy, dumb piece-of-shit. I get it. Believe me, I get it. And by the way, I have absolutely no business commenting on race-related matters anywhere, at any time, including here. So let's face it, by now you can surely tell that because I did in fact write these thoughts down in a blog post it clearly confirms the reality that I am a big, piece-of-shit racist. Don't worry though, I am disgusted with myself. #pieceofshit