Razor blades in apples

OMG, I am and so stupid!! So before Halloween, and I admit that I was having a hard time, feeling angry and jaded about life (even more than normal), so anyway had this idea -- try to get even with society a little bit-- I was going to do that old apple/ razor blade prank. So I go out, get a bunch of apples and razor blades and carefully put them into the apples, and I give them out to all the treat-or-treater kids. Well, apparently I was the only guy in the neighborhood giving out apples, so the cops knew it was me, basically right away. I am in so much trouble now. :-(