Happy Easter! And to all you smarty-pants out there who say, "Come on Dan, I don't believe in any of that religious bullshit," I have one question for you: What if you're wrong? You very well could end up rotting in hell.
For example, there are about two billion Muslims in the world. And a lot of them have very high IQs -- even higher than yours! What if you're wrong about Islam? Well, Allah is going to get you, my friend.
So think about it. Just to be smart, on your way home from church today, better thank Allah for all you have and ask him not to torture you for all your disbelief. It's only prudent.
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