Do you know what a "spiritual journey" is? It's when your brain believes one thing, and then it starts to believe another. It then switches course either a little bit, or a lot. And then that whole process might continue for a while, or just steady out. And then at some point, it all stops.
Epilogue: If it stops at the wrong place, God is going to torture you in hell for all of eternity. And trust me, it's going to be brutal. 🙃
So Jesus joins St. Peter at the gate, because Charlie Kirk has just shown up.
Jesus: "Hey, Charlie. I've got a question for you. Why did you go around purposely pissing people off? And often doing it with my name attached to it. Look, we could all see that you enjoyed it, but did you think I'd like it? Did you think I approved of that shit? Did you think it would make me want to throw you a freakin' welcoming party? You alienated people, brother! Now it says here that you were in the process of converting to Catholicism, and thank heavens! That means you can make up for it all by spending a good long stretch in Purgatory*. Then we'll reaccess. Cool?"
*200 kazillion years
No matter what happens today, make sure you take the time to thank God. I mean, He's the one who plucked you out of nothingness and put you into this world where you have a very real chance of being tortured in Hell for all of eternity if you happen to make the wrong decisions or believe in the wrong things during this incredibly ephemeral existence. Thanks, God!! 🙂
