So Jesus joins St. Peter at the gate, because Charlie Kirk has just shown up.
Jesus: "Hey, Charlie. I've got a question for you. Why did you go around purposely pissing people off? And often doing it with my name attached to it. Look, we could all see that you enjoyed it, but did you think I'd like it? Did you think I approved of that shit? Did you think it would make me want to throw you a freakin' welcoming party? You alienated people, brother! Now it says here that you were in the process of converting to Catholicism, and thank heavens! That means you can make up for it all by spending a good long stretch in Purgatory*. Then we'll reaccess. Cool?"
*200 kazillion years
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