You know that Jesus and Satan work together to run the universe, right? Sure you do. You've read the bible. They're essentially business partners. Heck, they're probably friends (privately, of course).
How did it happen? Well, after a person dies, Jesus makes the decision on whether they'll be tortured in hell for all of eternity, or live in eternal bliss in heaven. But, early on, He obviously decided that He didn't want to do the torturing himself. It wasn't really in alignment with His personality anyway. He didn't want to do His own dirty work. Plus, it would be really bad PR for the organization.
In comes business partner Mr. Satan. He's happy to do the torture. It's right up his alley. And he's a smart guy. He knows how things work: They needed the classic good cop, bad cop business tactic and strategy. So Jesus and Satan, LLC was formed. And it's wonderful. I'm told it's a heavily used case study at Harvard Business School.
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