You, my friend, are a product. And I don't mean that you are a product of society or your upbringing. I'm not talking about your being a product of your genetic makeup and your environment.
I mean you are quite literally a product. The value that you bring to the world can easily be quantified. How? Just multiply together all ten digits of your cell phone number. (Your PDA/phone is your alter ego. It facilitates your ability to connect with and exchange information with all of the universe.)
My product is 3,780,000. What's yours? 0? Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. And to be honest there's a lot of other folks out there who are just like you. Big fat zeros!
How arrogant of you Mr. Green! Just because you have the good fortune of not having any zeros in your wireless phone number does not give you the right to condescend to the rest of us. I am no longer going to waste my time reading your stupid blog.
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