Pope must have penis.

I am speaking as a former Catholic and a father of four young daughters here. This whole "the-pope-retired-and-now-we're-going-to-get-a-new-pope" thing, as it's being played out in the media, is bizzaro to me. I mean, this the year 2013 for Christ's sake! And while the pope selection process is a "women-need-not-apply" one, the world seems to be talking about it like it's all cool, I guess,  because that's the way it's always been. Did I mention this is 2013? (WTF)