Why I am against gay marriage.

Here is why I am against gay marriage, and I'm pretty sure that many, if not most, conservative American men like myself share a similar thought process on this thing: If they were to outright legalize gay marriage nationally I'm frankly freightened that I would succumb to the inevitable temptation to "go gay" and leave my family. And that would be bad. Look, I don't know about you, but I'm trying to avoid bad things in my life -- and as a tax paying citizen I think the government should create laws that help me in that endeavor.