Holocaust deniers

You know about the Holocaust deniers right? I just don't understand those douchebags -- on a couple levels really.

The first one's obvious. They deny fact that is clearly demonstrable.

The second one's more subtle though. We already know that they're a bunch of anti-Semites, but if you think about it, even from their perspective, their stance doesn't really make sense. I mean wouldn't true Jew-haters be proud of the Holocaust? They wouldn't be denying it. They'd be bragging about it:

"Holocaust? Don't really know what that word means but I do know that Adolf and da boys went all apeshit on dem kikes and almost got the entire job done!"

"Just six million bagel dogs you say? Hell's bells, in Poland alone maybe!"

Drinking Blood

I grew up Catholic so am used to injesting a dude's blood. I cut my finger pretty bad the other night while making fresh salsa and just said: "So what? It's all red anyway," and kept going. Saved money by not using a band-aid too. Eventually that thing clotted up quite nicely.