Are you a fan of Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch? Congratulations! That means you're a big joke. A big, phony, pretentious, ignorant joke.
Why? Well, I'm sure you're going to tell me how smooth the stuff is. How great it tastes.
Bullshit. Listen, I'm a drinker, but any liquid that is 80 proof (40% ABV -- alcohol by volume) is going to taste pretty goddamned vile. Think about it -- you're basically drinking poison. So what you have with a spirit like Johnnie Walker Blue is a beverage that tastes better, or even significantly better, than vile.
Wow, you're really cool and smart for paying $225 per bottle so that you can have a drink that is 75% less revolting (or smooooooth as hell by comparison) than normal!
