Sunday, April 29, 2018

The changing personalities of my dogs on a walk

So every day, at the start of the walk, the dogs are amped wolves. They're like: "OK, let's go Dan! I want to get out there and find something! Find something to fight. Find something to eat. Maybe kill something, have sex with something. Hell, I'll have sex with it, kill it, and then eat it! Let's go!!"

And then, near the end of the walk: "Please Dan, can we just go home already? I'm hot -- it must be like, 73 degrees out here. I gotta have water! I just want to go home -- and by the way, and I ain't gonna lie to you Dan, I've seen some things out here that have scared me today. 😞"