One of my favorite bible stories is the one of Onan. Dude was having sex and then pulls out which pissed God off so much He murdered him (Onan) on the spot! That was back in the days when God still gave a shit -- when he was actively in there every day using his magic to try to bring a little justice to the world. 😉 Nowadays he just kinda sits back and watches little kids die of disease and starvation in third-world countries. C'mon man! Step your game up! It wasn't enough just to install Trump for one term. You got to do more, bro!
