The harsh reality

 

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

It's been said that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And fucking leprechauns do the same thing. In fact, it's an old yet highly effective ploy used by many a supernatural fiend.

History repeating: First O.J.— and now Trump

If you're old enough to remember the O.J. trial, you'll recognize that we're seeing something exactly analogous play out right now.

Trump is using the O.J. defense strategy.

1) He is saying that this is all a witch hunt. He did nothing wrong. They are going after him simply because he is the political enemy and they hate him. With O.J. it was the same thing. He did nothing wrong. They were going after him simply because he was Black.

2) Do you remember the masterful Johnnie Cochran? He brilliantly turned things around and put law enforcement on trial. He called the LA Police Department a "cesspool" of corruption. He even played a tape of one of the cops who was working on the case saying the n-word (a lot!). And now with Trump? Yep, same fucking thing. The courts and FBI are all part of the deep state -- corrupt as hell, filled with leftists, RINOs, and those inflicted with TDS.

3) Lastly, let's focus on the target of the strategy, the people who get duped. Well, in the O.J. case, they were the jurors. They were pulled from inner-city LA, not highly educated, and, shall we say, predisposed to believing certain things. And now with Trump, who is the target? MAGA people and borderline/potential MAGA people -- mostly not highly educated, and yes, predisposed to believing certain things.

Think it could work again? I wouldn't bet against it. Mr. Dershowitz, you're up again, bro. 🙁 

My review of "My Dinner with Andre"

OK, so we have two guys, Wally and Andre, having a conversation (mostly one way) over dinner. The general topic is the human condition and in particular the best way to understand and approach life. Both men are NY city-based playwrights -- so by their very nature are well-read and perhaps overly philosophical.

Andre does most of the talking. Other than his being a creative and kooky person the main thing to understand about him is that he appears to be at the very top of Maslow's Hierarchy. He has no pressure to make money (he appears to have plenty) and he seems to feel absolutely no familial responsibilities. (He has a family but often leaves them at the drop of a hat to go off on some spiritual adventure on the other side of the world.)

Near the end of dinner, Wally shows us that he's much more pragmatic than Andre, so there is some respectful disagreement between the two. But here's one thing I think they both agreed on (in 1981, LOL). I call it The Predictably Grumpy Old Man School of Thought: [Humanity's best days are behind us. Technology is destroying everything. And nowadays almost everyone is shallow and lacks any real self-awareness.] 😂

Andre: "In fact, it seems to me quite possible that the 1960s represented the last burst of the human being before he was extinguished. And that this is the beginning of the rest of the future, now, and that from now on there will simply be all these robots walking around, feeling nothing, thinking nothing. And there will be nobody left almost to remind them that there once was a species called a human being, with feelings and thoughts. And that history and memory are right now being erased, and that soon no one will really remember that life existed on the planet."

Wow, you really nailed it, Andre. And so did the dude who said the same thing 40 years prior, and the dude who said the same thing 40 years prior to that, and so on until we get to the old caveman who grunted out something negative and pessimistic about the wheel. 🤣

You're not going to hell, but many others are.

I could never figure out how people could pray to a God that tortures tons of human beings after they die -- and just be cool with it. But then it came to me: If you're reading this right now, and you believe in God, say the Christian God, you're probably not going to bed tonight depressed and feeling gut-wrenching empathy for all the souls being tortured in hell. No!

And you're not really worried about your acquaintances who have had the chance to take John 3:16 seriously, but didn't, and are now destined for hell, right? Come on. Be honest. You're not. Wanna know why? Because you don't believe you're going to hell, right? And that's the bottom line, my friend.

All those other people who are just like you, with hopes, fears, sadness, tragedy, broken hearts, and pain in their lives -- they are just like you but for the fact that they chose the wrong God, or maybe no God. And after they finally do shuffle off this mortal coil, what do they get? Eternal damnation. Shit. But then again, who really cares? I mean, it's not going to happen to you! So just keep going blissfully on with your faith -- and have some fun. Hey, I think the Lakers are on tonight! 😊

Happy Easter! or: What If You're Wrong?

Happy Easter! And to all you smarty-pants out there who say, "Come on Dan, I don't believe in any of that religious bullshit," I have one question for you: What if you're wrong? You very well could end up rotting in hell.

For example, there are about two billion Muslims in the world. And a lot of them have very high IQs -- even higher than yours! What if you're wrong about Islam? Well, Allah is going to get you, my friend.

So think about it. Just to be smart, on your way home from church today, better thank Allah for all you have and ask him not to torture you for all your disbelief. It's only prudent.

God bless Dan

You probably can tell from reading my posts that I'm not a deeply religious man, but I have to say -- I don't really mind it at all when someone says to me, "God bless you." I suppose my thinking is really just a derivation of Pascal's Wager, but I guess I think at some point it's possible that their saying, "God bless you," could save my ass.

For example, coming out of the store the other day, a rather weathered-looking fellow citizen asked me if I could spare some change. I handed him a five-dollar bill. He thanked me and said,
"God bless you," and I liked it.

My hopes are that someday, if I'm surprised to be facing God's judgment outside the pearly gates -- I'm thinking it might be possible for God to say something like, "Well, Dan, when you were alive you bashed me, said I didn't exist and said that even if I did exist I was an evil motherfucker for torturing the fuck out of poor souls for all eternity simply because of what they did or didn't do, believe or didn't believe, while on earth. Having said that, I think I'm going to give you a pass. Remember that time when you were walking out of Safeway and you gave that homeless dude a fiver and he said: 'God bless you'? Well, I'm going to go ahead and do just that. Yours was an act of kindness. And frankly, if I'm honest, I was never all that charitable with that poor schmuck myself. 😟"