Wednesday, August 28, 2013

And you agree with God, right?

You're an Evangelical Christian? Great!

Oh, say, my little brother Andy died a few years ago (Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma) and he was an atheist. He wasn't "saved" as you folks call it. And that means that God is torturing him in Hell right now, right? And you agree with God's decision to do that, right? I mean, you certainly can't disagree with God. So you, by extension then, think it's a good fair idea that He's torturing Andy in hell right now. He must deserve it, according to you and your loving-filled theology.

By the way, one more thing. I'm going to punch you in the nose right now as hard as I possibly can. Sound good?

Friday, August 9, 2013

The meaning of "Nope"

When I ask somebody a question and they respond with, "Nope," I get offended and pissed off.

Are you coming to the party?  "Nope."
Did you like my blog post?  "Nope"

So in other words when someone says: "Nope," what they are really saying is: "No, and by the way, just as an aside, you suck."