Wednesday, September 28, 2022

It ain't Dr. Frankenstein's fault

Question: Should society be upset with Dr. Frankenstein for creating such a destructive life form? I don't think so.

Look, if you're able to find a way to create life from inanimate or dead objects, what's the one thing you have to make sure you do? Give it free will, obviously. That totally exonerates you, bro. Because then your creation/creature/monster can do absolutely any horrific thing you can imagine, and it ain't your fault!

Just think about it. Who was the smartest guy to ever live? It's God, right!?

And what did he do when he invented mankind? Gave us free will -- and it was a genius move. He could then take absolutely no responsibility for his creation. In fact, he blamed humanity for a ton of stuff, got irate with us, and ultimately tortures a ton of us in Hell forever. None of it is his fault. Period!

So then, getting back to Dr. Frankenstein, I think we can all agree that he's a pretty cool guy. 😇

Friday, February 18, 2022

Chris Farley interviewing God in heaven

"Hey, God, remember the time you created the world and added wildlife and were deciding what you would have them eat? And remember how you thought maybe they could just eat plants? But then you decided to have them terrorize, torture, and eat each other alive? That was awesome!!!