God hand-picked Trump

To all those people, like Ted Nugent for example, who thought  God hand-picked Trump and put him in there via divine intervention: What happened? Do you think He changed His mind? Well, it's certainly possible. Like the time He put out the New Testament. God was like: "Look, I know in my previous publication I know I went on about how much I hate gay people and such. And I know that wasn't cool. I get it now. Hey, it's a work in progress folks. I think you'll like this new one a lot better."

What happens when you swear in hell?

What happens when you swear in hell? And I'm not talking about saying: shit, fuck, cunt, or whatever. I'm talking about taking the Lord's name in vain. You know, like if you say something like, "Jesus fucking Christ it's hot in here!" Or, "Goddamn it! Will you get your dirty, filthy demon paws off of me? My God, I am just so sick of getting sodomized! Christ Almighty, you guys are relentless!"

I think there's got to be at least two possibilities: 1) You get bonus points from Satan because he obviously hates God and loves to see His good name dragged through the mud. Or 2) You are forced to endure additional punishment because God, after all, is still omniscient and omnipotent -- so He's obviously going to find out get some additional revenge.

If there are any above-average Christian theologians who happen across my blog here, can you help me out?