So we recently went to Red Robin to celebrate my daughter's birthday and the waitress comes up to us explaining that they don't automatically give out straws for drinks anymore because straws have been shown to eventually find their way into the ocean and kill marine life. Though she will happily provide them to us upon request she says.
So then I'm thinking, hey, wait a minute. You'll happily hand out these apparent instruments of sea turtle death -- and all we have to do is make the simple request -- no questions asked? Say, what kind of a fucked-up outfit are you running here anyway? 😉
