"For God so loved the world that he sent his only son to commit suicide by Roman soldiers, so that whoever believes in Him gets a legitimate shot at not having Him torture their ass in hell for all of eternity!"
(Na, better go with the original. It's a little sexier.)
Friday, March 30, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Easter Wishes
When you're a little kid you really love and appreciate The Easter Bunny much more than the Risen Christ.
Then you grow up a little more and you "realize" that Jesus is MUCH more important than Easter baskets and so on and so forth.
Then you grow up even more and you think the Jesus, Zeus, The Easter Bunny, Medusa, The Tooth Fairy, etc. all play an equal part in this world.
And then you grow up even more and, in the end, you wish Dr. Kevorkian was your personal physician.
Then you grow up a little more and you "realize" that Jesus is MUCH more important than Easter baskets and so on and so forth.
Then you grow up even more and you think the Jesus, Zeus, The Easter Bunny, Medusa, The Tooth Fairy, etc. all play an equal part in this world.
And then you grow up even more and, in the end, you wish Dr. Kevorkian was your personal physician.
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