DE-FENSE!!!

I made a big "D" out of cardboard. Now I just need to find a friend who can make a big "#" so we can go to the big and game and cheer for the defense!

A Hell of a Supply Chain

Who's in charge of torturing the souls in Hell? I mean, we know that God/Jesus orders the souls to go to Hell to commence torturing, but who's in charge of the actual torment? It's Satan right? The actual torture job is outsourced to Satan. So Satan is really one of God's vendors, maybe his only one. And I guarantee you this: God is Satan's number one customer. I bet Beelzebub's floating the Lord choice floor seats to Knicks games on a pretty regular basis, right down there by Spike Lee!