Hey friend, let me break the news to you. God has his own plans, and let me assure you that they are quite independent of anything you may have in mind or may be petitioning him for. Got it? There is a zero correlation coefficient between your prayer of supplication and what actually will happen.
But there's a psychological benefit you say? Well, I suppose you're right—and the nice thing is that it works equally as well regardless of what god or thing you pray to. For example, you know that cute little gargoyle you've got perched up on the shelf in your office? Yep, give it a shot.
