Hey, good news! Are you pro-life? And Catholic? And a Trump fan? (Well, never mind the last question. You obviously are a Trump fan if you answered yes to the first two questions.)
Anyway, back to my good news: if you are a pro-life, Catholic Trump fan apparently there's no need to go to confession anymore. From reading social media from pro-life MAGA people I found out that that is the one key issue that determines whether you are moral or not. Everything else is just trivia. You can let it all hang out bro!
Just do this one thing: email your priest every six months and reassure him that you're still pro-life. And be sure to cc: Jesus. Well, actually never mind on that point. I think He automatically receives courtesy copies on everything.
