Atheists Exposed

Oh my god, I am Ben-freaking-Franklin because I've just made an amazing discovery. (Or maybe I just had an epiphany.)

Look, we've all seen how most atheists have a noticeably condescending tone and mean-spiritedness in their rhetoric, right?

Well here it is folks. Meditate on this one: In the same way that most gay-bashers have homosexual tenancies themselves (that they just haven't come to terms with), most atheists are really theists with conflicting underlying beliefs of which they are not aware.

You hear that atheist dudes and dudettes? You're kindred spirits with the gay-bashing rednecks of the world. Your parents must be so very proud.

If I had just one wish.

If I had just one wish, and I mean just one wish, it would be that all the world's psychopaths who were planning murder/suicide rampages would become dyslexic and do their work in the reverse order.