Not so great wisdom from Psalm 140:
9 My enemies are planning trouble for me.
Lord, make that trouble fall on them.
10 Pour burning coals on their heads.
Throw them into the fire.
Throw them into pits they can never escape.
Pretty awesome wisdom from The Simpsons:
Bart: And God bless mom, and dad, and Lisa, and Maggie, and please God - kill sideshow Bob.
[praying at his bed while Marge and Homer secretly watch outside his room]
Marge: Bart, no!
Bart: It's him or me, O Lord.
Marge: You can't ask God to kill someone.
Homer: Yeah! You do your own dirty work.
