I see dead people.

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!! Oh, by the way, and this may or may not necessarily be germane to the particular discussion we're having here today, but I'm a mortician by trade.

Magic Lawn Mower Ride

If you were to reverse the direction the blade spins on your lawn mower do you think it would lengthen your grass? Well, the answer, counterintuitively enough, is no.

I tried it and it simply turns the mower into a very loud hovercraft. I put my dog Moxie on it and pushed her out onto the lake. I'm pretty sure she liked it. Man, she must of thought she was on some sort of flume ride from hell!