Sunday, April 19, 2009

A Boy Named Sue

I'm a Johnny Cash's, "A Boy Named Sue" kinda guy. Not that my name is Susan of course but as a parent I do believe in planting a seed of shame in each and every one of my four daughters, tearing down their self-esteem to toughen them up by using humiliating language.

BTW, I'm just kidding of course -- except for the fact that I really am a dude who's friends sometimes call him: Sue, Suzy or Suzanna. And so what? Don't judge me. I just like to feel pretty sometimes.

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