Sunday, October 7, 2012

Frank Talk Regarding the Toilet Plunger

The toilet plunger plays an integral role in my life, and probably yours too if you want to be honest about it. You say no? OK, let's put it this way, you pseudo-sophisticated asshole you: what would happen to the circumstances of your life were we to deny you the use of any and all toilet plungers going forward?

2 comments:

  1. I believe if an asshole were sophisticated enough (even pseudo-sophisticated) it wouldn't even need a toilet. What do I know?

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  2. Good point Wendy. I'm going to have to meditate on this one.

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