When I see someone who has absolutely perfect teeth....

When I see someone who has absolutely PERFECT teeth, like for example a lot of the people we see on TV, I feel like they are, in essence, lying to me -- putting on a false front. Do they think I'm an idiot? I am not! I'd like to punch all those caps back into their tonsils. Disingenuous pieces of crap with healthy self-esteem and good oral hygiene -- that's what they are.