Times are tough and I've decided that for the good of me and my family I'm going to compromise any values or sense of ethics I ever may have had by taking on a new enterprise that creates absolutely no value for anyone, yet does the job of enriching me, Dan Green. I've narrowed it down to four areas. Any additional suggestions are certainly welcomed.
1) I could fall back on the classic snake oil business model. My idea here is to sell a new brand of supplements that promote prostate health while simultaneously causing you to burn fat.
2) I could sell random, fake information and claim it has value. And I'm not going to reinvent the wheel on this one either -- I'm talking about football handicapping. For just $29.95 I am going to give you my Absolute Lock Winner Pick of the Week!
3) I could become a banker.
4) I could capitalize on the fear, guilt, misery and hope of people by opening a factory that makes cheap, plastic rosary beads and matching little crucifixes. (I'll just outsource the manufacturing of the string to some Chinese firm. Hell, come to think of it I'll just outsource the whole thing.)
I'm not proud of myself but hey, hello super high-end lawn furniture!
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