Who among us has mastered the art of using hand lotion? I sure have not. I guess it's not so much an art, but more of a technique? Well, really just a timing issue I suppose. I can't explain it -- probably why it's such a problem for me.
Recent incident: My hands are dry. I put on the Jergens. I'm hungry -- grab a bag of Skittles. Hands too slippery -- can't open them. Grab a scissors. Cut them open. Problem solved!? Pour a bunch in my hand. Pop them in my mouth. Jergens-flavored Skittles! F*ck!!!!
Wow this IS an important blog.
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