Look, I don't mean to hold myself out as some sort of self-help guru but folks, I have it figured out. We all know that you make your own luck, so why don't you do yourself a favor and follow my advice. Ready? Here we go!
You of course have heard, and yes it is true, that when life hands you lemons you must make lemonade. In other words, problems are really opportunities in disguise.
So just remember this simple model: The drunker you get, the stupider you act. And the stupider you act, the more problems you cause. The more problems you cause the more opportunities you create. And the more opportunities you create, the more of that sweet ice cold lemonade you get to gulp down.
Caveat: all that alcohol and lemonade are going to have a lot of calories so make sure you do a few sit-ups along the way.
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